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As I was looking for some new Christmas cards to add to our Retro Holiday Greeting Cards page here at Retro Invites, I came across some super funny Christmas spoof cards. Each of the following features a fun retro image along with a funny saying that some of you might find mildly offensive, a little rude, or possibly even downright disrespectful. If you do, I apologize in advance and beg you to keep in mind that I'm only the messenger. If you think the following off-color cards are hilarious. Enjoy! You can personalize these and add your own message to the inside. They each come with a white envelope and a 100% satisfaction guarantee from the manufacturer. The guarantee is for the printing quality, not the humor. No one can guarantee that your friends won't find these cards off color for the holiday season. That said: Here's a few of our favorite funny retro Christmas cards. Click the image of your favorites to learn more and to order yours from Zazzle today.
If you like these, you might want to see the entire selection of Retro Spoof Christmas items.
Visit Retro Spoofs Christmas to see the entire line. Once there, click your favorite to see everything available with that funny holiday image and saying.
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Chalkboard and Mistletoe and Photos of YOU grace the cover of these super cute 1st Christmas together Christmas cards.
It's easy to see why this gorgeous design received and Editor's Choice award at Zazzle. Chalkboard and Mistletoe 1st Christmas Cards
The completely personalized design features a chalkboard background with retro red, white, gray, and aqua teal typography colors in lettering that says, Love, Peace, Joy, Kisses, Our first Christmas as Mr. & Mrs.
You sign it with your names and the date that you were merrily married on. There's a spot for you to upload two of your favorite photos too. The back has an adorable red and white holiday stripe. They measure 5" x 7" and come complete with a white envelope.
Are you looking for an affordable way to send Seasons Greetings to your friends and family this year? Our postcards are inexpensive to buy, can be personalized, and are less expensive to mail so they make a terrific option for you.
Long ago, postcards were the popular way of staying in touch and sending holiday greetings. I'm all for bringing back that tradition. Text messages and emails just don't seem like enough and writing out cards sometimes feels like too much. A quick hello on a postcard doesn't take much time or money and, I think, it really shows that you care.
I recently came across this gorgeous vintage Christmas postcards collection created by shopkeeper Kikiway at Zazzle.
The unique designs come from real antique postcard artwork. You'll find a wonderful selection of cute, traditional and funny cards that are sure to delight your chosen recipients.
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These cute kissing couple postcards are the perfect way to send holiday greetings to your friends, new in-laws, and the rest of the family on this, your first Christmas together.
These cute risqué-for-their-time postcards feature a retro mid-century illustration of a happy couple kissing. We're looking in on them through a 4 pane window.
They each have a hand on the window shade that they appear to be pulling down for a bit of privacy. The shade says, Merry Xmas! in retro script lettering. First Christmas Together Postcards
These postcards are perfect for your first Christmas together. Just add a quick handwritten note and their address and you're all set. Postcards are less expensive than traditional cards and they cost less to send too making them even more perfect for the new couple who might not have a lot of money but who have a lot of love.
Order as many or as few as you need. Here's some more information about these fun Holiday postcards.
Here's a cute Christmas card to send to all of your vintage car lover friends and family. It features a red and brown woodie wagon packed with wrapped packages and gifts with a snow-covered Christmas tree on top, a wreath on the side, a Golden Lab in the driver's seat.
Created by The Preppy Puppy at Zazzle, these fun Holiday greeting cards say, Merry Christmas in red ink inside but you can customize it to say anything you like.
Each high-quality card comes complete with a white envelope and Zazzle's 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Do you remember the retro Woodie Wagon cars from yesteryear? Did your family have one? Did you?
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