As I was looking for some new Christmas cards to add to our Retro Holiday Greeting Cards page here at Retro Invites, I came across some super funny Christmas spoof cards.
Each of the following features a fun retro image along with a funny saying that some of you might find mildly offensive, a little rude, or possibly even downright disrespectful. If you do, I apologize in advance and beg you to keep in mind that I'm only the messenger.
If you think the following off-color cards are hilarious. Enjoy!
You can personalize these and add your own message to the inside. They each come with a white envelope and a 100% satisfaction guarantee from the manufacturer. The guarantee is for the printing quality, not the humor. No one can guarantee that your friends won't find these cards off color for the holiday season.
That said: Here's a few of our favorite funny retro Christmas cards.
Click the image of your favorites to learn more and to order yours from Zazzle today.
If you like these, you might want to see the entire selection of Retro Spoof Christmas items.
Visit Retro Spoofs Christmas to see the entire line.
Once there, click your favorite to see everything available with that funny holiday image and saying.
After seeing the new My Little Pony movie, every little girl is going to want to have a special My Little Pony Birthday party.
We've got your personalized invitations! Each of the following pony birthday party invitations come to you directly from the official My Little Pony shop at Zazzle.
This cute My Little Pony birthday party invitation features all of their favorite ponies on a fun modern retro chalkboard background.
Each super cute invite comes complete with a white envelope and Zazzle's 100% satisfaction guarantee.
They're easy to personalize too! Order yours today!
There's other cute pony designs too!
This fun pink invite features everyone's 3 most favorite ponies Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.
This one is perfect for the little girl who loves ponies and the color purple.
And there's plenty more where these came from including t-shirts and all kinds of other fun pony stuff that she will go nuts over.
An airplane baby shower is a super fun theme for a baby boy and his parents-to-be but... of course, it can work for a little lady as well. We're featuring the top 3 retro airplane baby shower invitations as shown by the popular search at Zazzle today.
Each of our featured retro look airplane baby shower invitations measure a big 5" x 7" and come complete with a white envelope and a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
This cute retro airplane baby shower invitation says "Come Fly With Us" and has a fun illustration of a vintage plane on the front. There's a map design on the flip side. Personalize it with all of the baby shower information for a great time to be had by all. This is a wonderful choice for the parents to be who love to travel, or fly, or for anyone who loves all things retro.
This gorgeous vintage airplane baby shower invitation features a retro plane and a Chevron stripe on a rustic wood background. this one works well if the parents to be are expecting a little boy.
If a little boy is on the way, these fun invites make an amazing way to gather his loving family and friends for a baby shower that can't be beat. The unique design features a black chalkboard background with powder blue and white graphics.
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